On Tuesday, the United States' East Coast was struck by a 5.8 earthquake centered in Virginia that sent tremors all the way up to New Hampshire and all the way down to South Carolina. It's the worst earthquake the East Coast seen in decades. Is that an earthquake? Or twenty secretaries Coming back from lunch?
Thought I lived in the New York City Area Not San Francisco
I was in Red Bank. My office mate thought I was Kicking my desk hard
Is that an earthquake Or do you always kick things When you are thinking?
No dams have broken But water sloshed in glasses Says the New York Times
Buildings swoon, neighbors hug; no wait, they are hugging Cause the Dow Jones jumped
Day of infamy: America mourns the loss of prized knickknacks
If I die in Red Bank, it won't be the quakes but crossing the damn street
FEMA probably Stayed on vacation I guess. What's the point, really?
If you didn't sleep Through it, you are likely Forever changed.