2 CBSSurvivor: Lord of the Flies. Tonight, the tribes finally do away with Piggy.
3 FOX American Idol: Everybody sings like Duffy this year and has diabetes.
3 FOX Dead spouses and criminal records up the wow factor on Houseand American Idol both.
3 FOX Ellen DeGeneres, Howard Stern and Grandpa from "Hee Haw" love Crystal Bowersox.
4 Vh-1 Beautiful and Infected (reality)
5 ABC Family Keeping Up with the Palins
6 NBC Palin Fear Factor
7 Vh-1 Palin of Love
8 Bravo Growing Up Palin
9 Discovery How Little Palins Are Made
10 History Channel A new game show: Genocide or Not Genocide?
11 CNN A new wrinkle in the New York governor scandal: David Paterson is also apparently deaf.
12 700 Club A spot news report: While God apparently vacations on other side of the world, a catastrophic earthquake strikes Chile.
13 MTV Punch Snooki in the face once, shame on you. Punch Snooki in the face twice, shame on Snooki.
14 Lifetime Movie At the sound of the crying, the self-knowledge will begin.
14 Lifetime Movie Mark Harmon: Not dead.
15 Discovery Because of environmental clean-up efforts, biodiversity returns to New York Harbor--just in time for global warming to flood and kill everything.
16 Bloomberg A look at the companies that by virtue of their sheer size can be the biggest alternative energy producers and the biggest polluters at the same time.
17 700 Club Economic Outlook: Why Christians Should Hoard Gold
18 Animal Planet Dolphins Talking Shit
19 Spike TV A new reality show: "Douche Town"
20 Cinemax Beaver Trapping with the Palins