(Originally posted Monday, February 16, 2009) 2 CBS "Everybody Loves Raymond" rerun followed by the new hit show "Fourteen Kids Are Financially Dependent On Nadya"
3 NBC Dateline: Ann Curry fails to find 14 men who would have had sex with Nadya Suleman.
5 ABC "Nobody Loves Me, But I'll Show Them What I Can Do With My Uterus: The Nadya Suleman Story," an ABC Movie Event
6 Fox Aliens Burst Out of Lisa Rinna's Face
10 CNN Anderson Cooper asks the day's most important question: Should doctors give Nadya Suleman a marsupial pouch if she demands it?
13 PBS "American Stamps" ratchets up the tension this week as two philatelic nerds have a knife fight over the fat-thin Elvis controversy
14 History Channel Top 10 Imperialist Oops
15 Animal Planet It would be too difficult to explain to you why a naked mole rat is interesting, so we're pretty much just trotting out Nessie and Bigfoot again.
16 Discovery Health "Rosemary's Dilemma." How you can tell if you're carrying Satan's baby.
17 Discovery Health "I Didn't Know I Was Stupid" and other things only discovered in the emergency room
18 DIY "Yard Crashers": This week, the Yard Crashers are putting up concertina wire, mortar and a makeshift concrete wall around your village.
19 E! Entertainment E! News: We've pretty much decided that we're going to spend all our time trying to drive Joaquin Phoenix to commit suicide if we can.
20 MTV The Real World, Brooklyn: It seems the only people getting along here are Palestinians and Israelis.
22 MTV Yo! MTV Diverts Water From Palestinian Refugee Camps
23 Fox News Huckabee Unbound
Black History Month continues with a look at how jazz broke down racial barriers
25 Golf Black History Month continues with a look out how the game of golf broke down racial barriers
26 Food Black History Month continues with a look at how pesto broke down racial barriers
27 Playboy Black History Month continues with a look at how Larry Flynt broke down racial barriers
28 Spike TV Black History Month continues as blacks and whites come together to laugh at the Japanese.
29 IFC "Monster's Ball" still doesn't make a bit of sense, but at least there's a lot of hot sex with Halle Berry and Heath Ledger.