(Originally posted Friday, August 15, 2008 ) Olympic wrestler Tosses his bronze on the floor Do Swedes get angry?
Fireworks explode in the Beijing sky; Thank you, Photoshop guy
Gymnast He Kuxin Is only fourteen? No prob, We fixed her passport
A nobody wins 200 meter butter- fly; Rivals cry, "Drugs!"
"We don't give them drugs," say Chinese; "we just Jail them in sports camps"
My granny could beat Mark Spitz in the Olympics With these new swimsuits
Pretty girl lip syncs Opening night song; real Singer locked in van
Dana Torres: a Perfectly chiseled body. Made with real chisels