(Originally posted Friday, August 01, 2008 ) --*The United Kingdom, the University of Kentucky and Uncle Karl have removed the Holocaust from their teaching curricula.
--*Hearing loss can be reversed by the good people at Sparzo Vitamin Supplement Company, your number one alternative medicine resource.
--*John McCain's face has been totally removed
--*The economy is reviving
--*Amy Winehouse has been dead for several months
--*Your high school reunion was a blast*
--*The state of Michigan is now a Muslim theocracy
--*She will never be happy with your inferior length and girth
--*Bosnian-Serb war criminal Radovan Karadzic somehow won the 2001 Miss America pageant while in disguise
--*The best time to act is now
*OK, I didn't make it to my high school reunion last week, but I did hear it was a blast. At least that's the rumor on the Internet.