(Originally posted Friday, April 18, 2008 ) Some of the dippier aphorisms that are being come up with by trained "therapists" on daytime television.
"I'm worried that people have too much outsight and not enough insight."
"You don't need IQ, you need Guy-Q."
"Young women today need more peas and less her-pes."
"Today's girls want the bling-bling, but if they kill for it, they're going to end up in Sing-Sing."
"Look at us. We've got to stop doing the walk of shame and get back on the Segway of pride."
"Don't you see Jenna? He's doing the money shot on your self-esteem, too."
"You need to stop LOL and start GAFJ."
"Sandy, you need to stop day-trading and start gay-baiting."
"We've got to realize that THC is not TLC."
"Hugs, not butt plugs."
"Charlie, you need to get back on the oversize John Deere combine of life."
"We're on a shame spiral into the pit of the seventh circle of Beelzebub ... posh argh spooelaoeiapoihpoehshshshshshh! gumwat gumwat chhhhrraaaaaaaaa....."