(Originally posted Sunday, October 14, 2007) Much has been made about the inability of the government to update the levees in New Orleans and make them even safer than they were before Hurricane Katrina. But there are many other possible disasters we are not even thinking about such as:
10. A major California earthquake strikes and shuts down the San Fernando Valley porn industry.
9. A nuclear facility near a major U.S. city is infiltrated by terrorists wielding KFC "sporks"
8. A Goodyear blimp armed with a specially designed dart-gun device lands during Janet Jackson's half-time show at the Super Bowl
7. A cannibalistic race of furry, red-eyed Morlocks emerges from the caves and drags away the more docile and peaceful members of society, otherwise known as Eloi.
6. Mars Attacks!
5. The Pied Piper of Hamelin leads away all the children with his pretty music.
4. An outbreak of smallpox kills all the Indians.
3. A "three-sigma" event occurs in which the Mississippi River floods at the same time Africanized killer bees attack California and eco-terrorists drop bad brown acid in the water supply
2. God changes His mind and once again floods the entire Earth
1. Did we mention California earthquake and terrorist attack? Maybe we should again.