(Originally posted Saturday, October 20, 2007) Top 10: How Did We End It?
* With an e-mail.
* With a fax.
* With a message taped to the dog we had taught to do tricks, such as delivering break-up messages
* ... in cursive
* With an eight-page letter that somehow included the entire text of "Ode to a Grecian Urn."
* Signed in goat's blood
* With a note pinned at the end of a knife stuck into your heart
* With a singing telegram delivered by a circus midget
* We had our lawyers do it for us.