1 CBS Dr. Quinn Faces The Frontier Kidney Stone 2 NBC Who's Being Eaten? (Reality) 5 ABC Republican Candidates At Presidential Debate Washed Away In Freak Flood of Human Antibodies 7 Fox Is a .44 Magnum Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? 20 E! Entertainment Television "Survivor" Creator Mark Burnett And "Touched By An Angel" Actress Roma Downey To Wed In Historic Mediocrity Summit 21 Cinemax Two Naked Pancakes 35 Public Access Robin Byrd's All-Immigrant Nude Talk Show 33 Cartoon Network My Dad, The Ball of Snot 79 CUNY Public Access Decrepit Member of The Communist Third International Looks For His Teeth 29 HBO The Dukes of Hazzard 30 Lifetime Movie: "My Mom Won't Stop Coming To Grips With My Homosexuality" 40 Bravo My Friend Needs A Makeover, If Only To Underscore That I'm the Pretty One 42 Fox News My Military Dictatorship Needs A Makeover 50 Sundance Channel Our 72 Hour Solar Panel Marathon 52 History Channel Whitewashing The Vietnam War With Truly Awesome Footage of F-105 Thunderchiefs 57 Fox News Chuck Norris Explains How To Win In Iraq 82 Discovery Channel Mythbusters See If Coca-Cola Will Really Stop A Baby 83 BBC America Richard Gere Burned In Effigy On Indian Subcontinent 87 Independent Film Channel Henry Rollins Does His Thing With Integrity, Whatever It Is. To Be Honest, I'm Not Sure Where He's Going With It, But It Sure Has Integrity
92 Showtime How Is It That Snoop Doggie Dogg Gets Away With Doing Guest Spots On Both "Girls Gone Wild" videos and "The L Word"? If you ask me, that's pretty goddamned cool.